The Price of Eggs
When a well-known artist and a high-end museum CEO meet to discuss a purchase, sometimes the definition of art and its true worth get lost in the negotiation. And what has that got to do with the price of eggs?
GENRE: Comedy
TIMING: 20 minutes
CHARACTERS: 2M, 1F
ANTOINE, Artist
C. CHARLES MUNSSEN, Museum CEO
THE WAITRESS
WAITRESS
So, who ordered the crescent roll?
ANTOINE
Madam, I take it you have never eaten at the Le Pierre Christophe in Paris. They are world-renowned, of course, for their variety of pastry, but especially for their croissants. Their croissants are to die for. Wonderful croissants, exquisite croissants. I could imbibe on their croissants all day. Croissant, after croissant, after croissant, after croissant. Have I made my point?
WAITRESS
OK, so, who had the crescent roll?